Maverick Martin Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the local pharmacy, walked straight up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide".The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!I'll lose my licence! And they'll throw both of us in jail!Absolutely not! You CANNOT have cyanide!"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,"You didn't tell me you had a prescription." fisherman1055, gjb and Jim 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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