Male Logic

[Brian]

So this is a conversation between a man and a womon.  Please note that she asks 5 or 6 questions which he answered quite simply and she is speechless  after answering only one question.  I’ll bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there, I’m just saying.

 

 

Woman:   

Do you drink beer ?

 

Man:   Yes

 

Woman:   

How many beers a day?

 

Man:   

Usually about 3

 

Woman:   

How much do you pay per beer?

 

Man:   $5.00  which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)

 

Woman:   

And how long have you been drinking?

 

Man:   

About 20 years, I suppose

 

Woman:   

So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month  at $450.00. In  one year, it would be approximately $5400.00. Correct?

 

Man:   

Correct

 

Woman:   

If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?

 

Man:   

Correct

 

Woman:   

Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man:   

Do you drink beer?

 

Woman:   

No.

 

Man:   

Where's your Ferrari?