Don`t drink and ride

[Reel Wizzard]

I rode to the liquor store yesterday on my bicycle…
I bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave I thought for a moment, if I fell off the bicycle the bottle would fall out of the basket and break.
To avoid that, I drank all of the rum before I left the store.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on my way home!!

[Jim]