Bob and the blonde

[Tarlach.]

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a

blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

>> The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story

of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

>> The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

>> Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

>> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

>> Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

>> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge

did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

>> The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.

"Fair's fair... Here's your money."

>> Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5

PM news, so I knew he would jump."

>> The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it

again."

>> Bob took the money.

 

 

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[Jim]