Tarlach. Posted December 10, 2019 Report Posted December 10, 2019 The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk fisherman1055, Leicester Fisheagle, Greg and 5 others 5 3 Quote
Jim Posted December 10, 2019 Report Posted December 10, 2019 Oh DEAR ! ! We need some good fishing weather. Thanks Neil. fisherman1055 1 Quote
Tarlach. Posted December 10, 2019 Author Report Posted December 10, 2019 Oh DEAR ! ! We need some good fishing weather. Thanks Neil.Pleasure is all mine Jim !!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Maverick Martin, Jim and fisherman1055 3 Quote
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