Kids On The Sea

[Maverick Martin]

'Kids on 'The Sea'

 

Their experiences, in their own words

 

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.

(Kelly age 6)

 

Oysters' balls are called pearls.

(James age 6)

 

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have

sea all round you, you are in continent.

(Wayne age 7)

 

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like

Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.

(Kylie age 6)

 

A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of it's head.

(Billy age 8)*

 

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.

(Millie age 6)

 

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the

ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would

whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better

off eating beans.

(William age 7)

 

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.

How do mermaids get pregnant?

(Helen age 6)

 

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always

screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big

sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.

(Amy age 6)

 

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can

give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I

think they have to plug themselves into chargers.

(Christopher age 7)

 

My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish

(Laura age 5)

 

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.

(Kevin age 6)

 

When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer holidays, we

hid in the sand dunes and watched my big sister doing it with her boy

friend. It was fun.

(Lauren age 7)

 

A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of

seamen inside. (Emma age 5)

 

When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of

sailors (Valerie age 6)

 

Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers

can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.

(Becky age 8)

 

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going

very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her

fanny.

(Julie age 6)

[Adam F]

Fantastic - the innocence of youth!!!