Revelations.1

[jack]

A group of fishermen haveing driven down to the coast, found the weather to be just too much to go out. They decided to give it a couple of hours and adjourned to the nearest pub. The day wore on and in the late afternoon it improved. By this time they were all the worse for the drink,and decided to give it best. As they left the pub they saw something occuring on the beach,so they went to investigate,..It was the local evangelist church carrying out Baptisms in the sea. One of them,being well sozzled waded in and up to the minister, who said to him " Mister are you ready to find Jesus ?". He replies, " yes Rev. I sure am,". The minister then dunks the chaps head under water ,pulls him up and says to him,"Have you found Jesus Brother?". The drunk says "no". The minister dunks him again, longer this time... pulls him up and asks again, "did you find Jesus?". The drunk once again says,"no.". The minister has had enough now so he dunks him under for about 30 seconds , and pulls him up gasping and choking, " Now my good man," he says, "Have you at last found Jesus?".... "no", says the drunk." ..Are you sure this is where he fell in ?"............................sorry..jack