Coddy Posted September 12, 2005 Report Share Posted September 12, 2005 THIRTEEN LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I work hard because millions on benefits depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 7.. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? 8.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 9.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 10..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 11..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 12..Bacon and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 13.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Coddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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