daviduk Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts. Quote
Paul J Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 That'll be going round the office tomorrow Quote
Maverick Martin Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Hi Dave You made me chuckle Your joke was very sweet, Rollo on summer Can't you just tell its the slow time of year. Martin Quote
Paul J Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Long time no fish makes one a bit crazy eh Bob Quote
Bob F Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, ... Oh, it's a snake, oooh... Quote
Paul D Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter,Nutter....... What really worries me is my kids were going around the house chanting badger,.badger !!! Quote
Maverick Martin Posted March 18, 2004 Report Posted March 18, 2004 There coming to take us away ha ha there coming to take us away he he ha ha to the funny farm where badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger and damn the snakes escaped Quote
Adam F Posted March 19, 2004 Report Posted March 19, 2004 Im going to go now..... Ill be back in April when the fishing is better and you lot have returned to normal....badger badger! Adam Quote
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