Afishionado Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.") > Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. > Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Mad Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reg Posted March 17, 2006 Report Share Posted March 17, 2006 Second paragrapth looks like it should have been written for boat owners as we are allways being screwed Reg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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