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New Std Is A Killer


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The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about

a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The

disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk

behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, (pronounced

"gonna re-elect him.")

> Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed

for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals

infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of

grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive

dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced

xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for

own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado,

uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,

tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical

all-or-nothing behavior.

> Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this

destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush

found in Texas.

 

Mad Mike

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