CREZZ Posted March 31, 2006 Report Share Posted March 31, 2006 A Very religious man was walking along the beach one day when suddenly the clouds parted and a loud voice said , "My son , this is God speaking , You are one of my most loyal subjects and for your loyalty i will grant you one wish of your choice , what will it be ?" The man replied , " My Lord that is easy , for i am in love with the Greek Island of Corfu , so my wish would be for you to build me a bridge so i can drive there when ever i want ." God replied , " My son , the resources needed to build a bridge of that magnitude would almost bring the planet to it's knees which would not bode well for the future of mankind , please make another wish ." The man thinks for a while then says , " Ok my lord , my wish is that you let me understand how a women's mind works ." God replied , " How many lanes do you want on your bridge , two or four ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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