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Portsmouth Woman


Manic Moore
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A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her.

 

You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to America tomorrow & I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day & keep you happy."

 

With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to America, the woman accepted.

 

That night the sailor brought her aboard & hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make l0ve to her until dawn.

 

Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.

 

What are you doing here?" asked the captain.

 

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to America. Plus he's scr3w1ng me.

 

"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Isle of Wight Ferry".

 

 

 

 

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