Manic Moore Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to America tomorrow & I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day & keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to America, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard & hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make l0ve to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to America. Plus he's scr3w1ng me. "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Isle of Wight Ferry". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swainiac Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 That one came out of the top drawer Gord...nice one. Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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