crazy fred Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Tommy lapdance walks into Parkway Fishbar with a full-grown ostrich behind him. sue asks for their orders Tommy says, "A large cod, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the sue returns with the order. "That will be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afishionado Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Sprayed me beer all over the monitor!! Mad Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Easily,the best one on for a long time...well done jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaffa Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Brilliant - What a punchline Any More where that came from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaicemat Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 That's similar to the publican who had a 1ft piano player on his bar playing hits from the movies all day long. He should have been more careful about his diction when making his wish. Terry B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afishionado Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 That's similar to the publican who had a 1ft piano player on his bar playing hits from the movies all day long. He should have been more careful about his diction when making his wish. Terry B. ??????????? I give in? Mad Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMac Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 A 12 inch pianist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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