When You Make A Wish Get It Right

[crazy fred]

Tommy lapdance walks into Parkway Fishbar with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

sue asks for their orders

 

Tommy says, "A large cod, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,

"What's yours?"

 

"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

 

A short time later the sue returns with the order.

 

"That will be

[Afishionado]

 

Sprayed me beer all over the monitor!!

 

Mad Mike

[jack]

Easily,the best one on for a long time...well done jack

[gaffa]

Brilliant - What a punchline

 

Any More where that came from?

[plaicemat]

That's similar to the publican who had a 1ft piano player on his bar playing hits from the movies all day long. He should have been more careful about his diction when making his wish.

 

Terry B.

[Afishionado]

That's similar to the publican who had a 1ft piano player on his bar playing hits from the movies all day long. He should have been more careful about his diction when making his wish.

 

Terry B.

???????????

 

I give in?

 

Mad Mike

[BigMac]

A 12 inch pianist