Coddy Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the name of god are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this..... ) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark! Coddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alun j. Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 This one is true........ One of my [ blonde ] students has a part time job in local shop....... ......customer comes in and asks for 30 cigs. 'Oh !' , she says....'We don't do those! We only sell 10s or 20' !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaicemat Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 I think I've been in that shop! Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted August 17, 2006 Report Share Posted August 17, 2006 You sure she's a true blonde? She sounds like a smart cookie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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