Blonde Joke

[Coddy]

Sick Leave

 

 

 

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

 

 

 

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

 

 

 

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the name of god are you doing?"

 

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

 

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

 

 

 

(You're gonna love this..... )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

 

 

 

Coddy

[alun j.]

This one is true........

 

One of my [ blonde ] students has a part time job in local shop.......

 

......customer comes in and asks for 30 cigs.

 

'Oh !' , she says....'We don't do those! We only sell 10s or 20' !!

[plaicemat]

I think I've been in that shop!

 

Terry.

[Newboy]

You sure she's a true blonde? She sounds like a smart cookie....