Manic Moore Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 After that discusting old t@rt that has been on the TV news lately I guess a few of these are in order Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Gran. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you call a chav in a suit A. "the defendant" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at. Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A good start. Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out? A. Up the ar*e. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame? A. Because a nova has 4 seats. Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's? A. A liar. Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Bigmac please. Q. What's the differemce between a chav boy and a chav girl? A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newboy Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 excellent lol sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaicemat Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 That's very elitist! And very funny. 2 out of 2! Not bad going. Terry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted January 21, 2007 Report Share Posted January 21, 2007 Excellent and clever too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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