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Two kids are playing football in a park in Norwood. Suddenly one of them

is attacked by a Rottweiler which clamps its mouth around the kids neck.

 

The other kid, seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the sticks

they were using as a goal post, puts it through the dogs collar, and

using all his strength twists it until the dogs neck breaks and his

friend is saved.

 

This is all seen by a South London Press reporter who sees a possible

national headline in the incident, and goes over to the kids.

 

"That was really heroic," he says, "I can see it now 'Heroic Palace fan

risks life to save best friend'."

 

"But I don't follow Palace," says the kid.

 

"Ok, how about 'Super Dulwich Hamlet fan fights off rabid Rottweiler to

save his Palace pal'?" says the reporter.

 

"But I don't follow Dulwich Hamlet either," says the kid.

 

"Well who do you support?" asks the reporter .

 

"Liverpool" replies the boy.

 

"Even better!" exclaims the reporter, "Scouse b*stard murders family pet."

 

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