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[Brian]

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'ASYLUM'.

 

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[Maverick Martin]

Brian you've done it again, I'm so wound up at the truth of this game. So true yet so sad that we have muppets running the UK game.

 

BTW British people need not bother to play as all GB nationals are excluded. Hang on a minute isn't that racism? oh yeah forgot the dogooders don't do good for ordinary tax paying reisdents and HM gov rob us blind to pay for.........what?

 

Aaaaarrggghhhhh

 

Martin

[Freddie]

Wound me up big time! Have you seen front page of the Mail today? 11 terror suspects are given `crazy` compensation payments.... does that make me racist 'cos I am fed up about tax payers

[Maverick Martin]

HM gov rob us blind to pay for.........what?

 

Oh yeah just remembered, bankers and #ankers

 

Wheres me chill pill

[Fugazi]

This is a very similar theme to a speech made by the Australian Prime Minister John Howard earlier this week that upset a few people:-

 

 

"Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

 

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

 

Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

 

 

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

 

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

 

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

 

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

 

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

 

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.""

 

Very Patriotic but not very PC

 

Gordon H

 

[Brian]

Gordon

 

That hits the nail on the head.

 

It's about time we had a govenment with a enough backbone to stand up and say the same. If the European Parliament doesn't like it, TOUGH!

 

 

 

[Freddie]

Well dun that Aussie, could not agree more! We should say exactly the same but then our politicians are afraid of losing their votes & consequently their cosy jobs, eg: Jack Straw.