Bad day at work?

[Paul J]

Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana ..

 

 

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

 

 

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio

station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job

experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below.

 

 

Hi Sue,

 

 

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a

bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,

so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize

it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me,

I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you

know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the

office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So

what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial

water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of

the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it

down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air

hose.

 

 

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times

with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start

working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.

 

 

This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a

Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt

started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it.

 

 

This only made thing s worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to

burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In

agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked

up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any

hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the

crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought

was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of

my ass.

 

 

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.

His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five

other divers, we

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