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Probably a lot of you on here have used Dave before for your reel servicing and repairs. But, for you guys that have not, I can thoroughly recommend him. Over the past two weeks I have had all 4 of my multipliers serviced by Dave and have been delighted with the results. I’m not the best (or worst) at looking after my kit but, on return all my reels have looked, smelt and operated like they are brand new !! Wish I’d done it ages ago !! What a wizard !! Thanks Dave ! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

A virile, middle-aged, Italian guy named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment. After a while they retired to his bedroom where he 'rattled' her in spectacular fashion. After a smoke and brief interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish? She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her again, and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly amid screams of passion. Finally, Guido comes to a halt. He smiles and asks, "You finish?" Once again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido, mustering all his strength and recuperative powers, cranks up for one final burst. In a wild, monumentally frenetic climax they end together, screaming, snorting, bucking, and ripping at the bed sheets. Absolutely and completely buggered, Guido falls onto his back, gasping for air. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

From the 1st October we can Legally retain 1 Bass per person per day We therefore agreed at the October club meeting to proceed with the annual Bass Competition - although for this year in a different format The winner of this years Bass competition will be the individual that catches the largest Bass during the month of October. Where possible please include a picture of the fish - if you can't post it, please forward it to a club member that can. No need to register your intention to fish this competition before hand. Good luck everyone and let's hope the weather allows us all to go out and catch a few!

A competitor from a race failed to return from Studland yesterday. Keep your eyes peeled if out today #LatestNews - Search in Studland area for missing kayaker Officers searching for a kayaker who went missing off the coast along Studland are asking for the public’s help to find him. Alistair Collier, who is 60 years old and from Worcester, was taking part in a race off Studland today, Saturday 6 October 2018. He was last seen at 12pm near Swanage pier. All other participants returned at the end of the race except Alistair. HM Coastguard has been searching the area. However, so far the missing kayaker has not been located. Alistair is white, five feet two inches tall and of medium build. He has brown eyes, black greying hair and a goatee and speaks with a norther accent. He was wearing a red life jacket. He was in a white canoe with stabiliser and a blue stripe on top. Chief Inspector Heather Dixey, of Dorset Police, said: “The search for Alistair is continuing, but unfortunately we have not been able to find him. “We are urging anyone who has seen a man matching Alistair’s description or his kayak since this afternoon to contact us.” Anyone with information or knowledge as to Alistair's whereabouts is asked to contact Dorset Police at www.dorset.police.uk, via email 101@dorset.pnn.police.uk or by calling 101, quoting incident number 6:284. https://goo.gl/TtN27H Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk

I hope they find him: https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/16965768.kayaker-alistair-collier-missing/