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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I’m Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City." St. Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven." The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it’s the minister’s turn. He stands erec t and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Calvary for the last forty-three years." St Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and Enter the Kingdom of Heaven." "Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?!" "Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Walked the length of F pontoon today, all look good.

I didn't know that Dave came from a council estate?

That must of been they same taxi driver we had Saturday night, we were praying as we passed the hospital touching 60mph, he was a maniac!! 😳😳

Had some lovely Thai curried Halibut at the weekend Caught on our trip to Norway. I caught it, but hardly "Free Fish" It was nice though, so I had better go back for some more in August

Brian, you haven't come out of retirement and taken Dave Wilsons job over have you? 😂😂

Was out yesterday and there appears to be 3 ships anchored around the area, at a guess probably 1/2 mile way from rig.

There should be a safety boat out there keeping a 500m safety zone.

In my days as a travel agent, I used to have a secretary who loved fish. I had just got back from a week salmon fishing in Scotland and she informed me she liked it very much. I took her a couple of fillets in and she informed me how lucky I was having all this FREE fish.

The competition is cancelled due to an increasing forecast and lack of entrants. The larger boats would have too much of an advantage over the small boats. I think it will be nice early doors if you fancy wetting a line but be prepared to retreat inside the harbour at midday. Sorry everyone. Safety first.

Too many sticky fingers in too many big pies !! And the UK Gov can't see wood for trees !!!