plaicemat Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian". Terry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Graham Nash Posted April 5, 2011 Report Share Posted April 5, 2011 it would seem, so am I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wedger Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Jim, Which part of Lesbainia do you come from?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted April 6, 2011 Report Share Posted April 6, 2011 Jim, Which part of Lesbainia do you come from?? Titilania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 dill like this joke and so does doe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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