Maverick Martin Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 Irish Medical Dictionary... Medical Term ------------------- Irish Definition Artery --------------------------- The study of paintings Bacteria------------------------- Back door to cafeteria Barium ------------------------- What doctors do when patients die Benign-------------------------- What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section------------ A neighbourhood in Rome Cat scan ----------------------- Searching for Kitty Cauterize----------------------- Made eye contact with her Colic ---------------------------- A sheep dog Coma--------------------------- A punctuation mark Dilate--------------------------- To live long Enema-------------------------- Not a friend Fester--------------------------- Quicker than someone else Fibula--------------------------- A small lie Impotent ---------------------- Distinguished, well known Labour Pain--------------------- Getting hurt at work Medical Staff-------------------- A Doctor's cane Morbid -------------------------- A higher offer Nitrates ------------------------- Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Node ---------------------------- I knew it Outpatient ---------------------- A person who has fainted Pelvis --------------------------- Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative ----------------- A letter carrier Recovery Room ---------------- Place to do upholstery Rectum ------------------------- Nearly killed him Secretion ----------------------- Hiding something Seizure ------------------------- Roman Emperor Tablet --------------------------- A small table Terminal Illness ---------------- Getting sick at the airport Tumour ------------------------- One plus one more Urine ---------------------------- Opposite of you're out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted May 30, 2011 Report Share Posted May 30, 2011 I'd forgotten that one Martin. Thanks, I needed cheering up. It worked. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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