Maverick Martin Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? " "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . . Ees . . . Ees . . . Ees . . . Ees a ham bush...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedger Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I hope you get out fishing sooooon........ sounds like you need some 'out time' as much as I do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh yes Ha HA HA .I really love them silly silly jokes .nice one Martin keep them coming. Johnnyb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Wicked ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codpiece Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 very sad D.V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pirky Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 ..Pass him another bottle of red Tony .... this could be a long-n-hard Winter !! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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