Brian Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It does more than the normal one My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions On exactly how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour" it says "And you're doing thirty five" It tells me when to stop and start And when to use the brake And tells me that it's never ever Safe to overtake It tells me when a light is red And when it goes to green It seems to know instinctively Just when to intervene It lists the vehicles just in front It lists those to the rear And taking this into account It specifies my gear I'm sure no other driver Has so helpful a device For when we leave and lock the car It still gives its advice It fills me up with counselling Each journey's pretty fraught So why don't I exchange it And get a quieter sort? Ah well, you see, it cleans the house Makes sure I'm properly fed It washes all my shirts and things And - keeps me warm in bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Looks like we shop in the same place Brian. I have one of those toooooooooo ! --- --- --- ----- --- Geeky Qestion : I.T. Geeks I was asked the other day what a TWAIN Driver was - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I said it was something that Jonathan Ross wanted to be when he was a little boy ! ! ! Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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