Graham Nash Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat Stephen. One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years? "The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said. Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Stephen, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella. "Is there anything else you might wish for", asked the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young and full of the beauty I once had." At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella felt a feeling inside her that she had not felt for years. The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what shall you have?" Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you to turn Stephen, my old cat, into a handsome young man." Magically, Stephen suddenly underwent a change and there before them stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy Godmother again spoke, "Congratulations Cinderella. Enjoy your new life" and with that she was gone. For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Stephen looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning perfect man she had ever seen. Then Stephen walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm breath, "I bet you regret having me castrated now, don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 11, 2012 Report Share Posted September 11, 2012 Thanks for that Graham. The Cat Stephen bit threw me at first. . . . . I thought he was gonna burst into song ! I knew Cinders hadn't been out for a while - - - - I often see her sisters out on the Quay on Friday Nights. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyb. Posted September 25, 2012 Report Share Posted September 25, 2012 Oh Jim.You are naughty. but I like you. JohnnyB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coddy Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 So Jim, what are YOU doing down at the Quay on a Friday night?????? Looking at old cinderella's???? Keep wishing! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 27, 2012 Report Share Posted September 27, 2012 So Jim, what are YOU doing down at the Quay on a Friday night?????? Looking at old cinderella's???? Keep wishing! Dave Drinking Beer and Talking B*llocks ! But as I'm sure Rob can confirm, I don't need any Beer for That. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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