Brian Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts."Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience...."Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?""Yesterday?" I replied. Rob and Jim 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 Very Good Brian. Not been out then ? ? ? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 No. Had to go and cut the in-laws hedges. There appears to be something every day. Won't have chance this week either, but I've said I'm not available next Sunday as I want to fish the Bream comp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 I'm looking forward to retirement. All that free time - - - - - Go fishing anytime etc. etc. Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 In-laws Brian! How many letters from the queen have they had? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 In-laws Brian! How many letters from the queen have they had? 2 so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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