Brian Posted May 18, 2013 Report Posted May 18, 2013 I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born just by feeling their breasts."Really?" she said. "Go on then... Try."After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience...."Come on," she demanded, "What day was I born on?""Yesterday?" I replied. Rob and Jim 2 Quote
Brian Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Posted May 18, 2013 No. Had to go and cut the in-laws hedges. There appears to be something every day. Won't have chance this week either, but I've said I'm not available next Sunday as I want to fish the Bream comp. Quote
Jim Posted May 18, 2013 Report Posted May 18, 2013 I'm looking forward to retirement. All that free time - - - - - Go fishing anytime etc. etc. Jim Quote
Rob Posted May 18, 2013 Report Posted May 18, 2013 In-laws Brian! How many letters from the queen have they had? Quote
Brian Posted May 18, 2013 Author Report Posted May 18, 2013 In-laws Brian! How many letters from the queen have they had? 2 so far Quote
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