Maverick Martin Posted January 25, 2014 Report Posted January 25, 2014 I was in a pub...... in far West Dorset last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."I replied "Have you got a pen?"She smiled and said "Yes."I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing." Quote
plaicemat Posted January 25, 2014 Report Posted January 25, 2014 Cruel, so cruel! But amusing. Terry. Quote
great white Posted January 25, 2014 Report Posted January 25, 2014 You have to watch those West Dorset pubs mate Quote
fisherman1055 Posted January 26, 2014 Report Posted January 26, 2014 Wow Martin You get all the horny ones!! Don't tell Veronica where you go on the pull We'll have to invite her to the BBQ as the main attraction Tony Quote
Newboy Posted January 27, 2014 Report Posted January 27, 2014 Save yourself a few hundreds on hog roast Quote
Jim Posted January 27, 2014 Report Posted January 27, 2014 Going off subject a bit - - - - While the weather's so Bad - - - - Anyone with a smart phone - - - - - try "aging booth" from the app store. - - - It's free. Take someone's picture and make them old. It's all nonsense but good for a laugh instead of crying cos we can't go fishing. Jim ( Still a big kid at heart ) Quote
great white Posted January 27, 2014 Report Posted January 27, 2014 Have you tried it on an old picture of yourself Jim, just to see if it ages you as well as mother nature has Quote
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