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Maverick Martin
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I was in a pub...... in far West Dorset last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy."

I replied "Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said "Yes."

I replied, "Well you better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing."

 

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Going off subject a bit - - - -

While the weather's so Bad - - - -

 Anyone with a smart phone - - - - - try "aging booth"  from the app store. - - - It's free.

Take someone's picture and make them old.

 

It's all nonsense but good for a laugh instead of crying cos we can't go fishing. :D

 

Jim ( Still a big kid at heart )

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