Brian Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 This morning on the Upton Bypass, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new Mercedes doing 75 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror, putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds... To continue shaving and when I looked back, she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much, I had to put on my seat belt and I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the toast out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my phone away from my ear, which fell into my coffee which was between my legs, It splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call. Damn women drivers! Maverick Martin, Steve S, Jim and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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