Brian Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Translation: "According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut !" Reel Wizzard, Greg and fisherman1055 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher 126 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 What donuts!!! Reel Wizzard, Greg, Maverick Martin and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 My mate's written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a deprived estate, and surviving off benefits. It's called............ "Alice in Sunderland!!!" Greg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 As my mate, in the shoe shop, knelt down with a pair of size 5 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, he couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers. " Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave him a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?" " That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," He said sternly............ " I don't even work here"!! Duncan F (bathclaret), Greg and 2006holmwood 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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