Brian Posted May 14, 2014 Report Posted May 14, 2014 Translation: "According to a serious survey 99.9% of males looking at this picture won’t notice the mouse on the donut !" Reel Wizzard, Greg and fisherman1055 3 Quote
Kingfisher 126 Posted May 14, 2014 Report Posted May 14, 2014 What donuts!!! Rob, Reel Wizzard, Maverick Martin and 1 other 4 Quote
Jim Posted September 21, 2015 Report Posted September 21, 2015 My mate's written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in an almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a deprived estate, and surviving off benefits. It's called............ "Alice in Sunderland!!!" Greg 1 Quote
Jim Posted September 21, 2015 Report Posted September 21, 2015 As my mate, in the shoe shop, knelt down with a pair of size 5 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, he couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers. " Hey cheeky," She said, as she gave him a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls skirts isn't it?" " That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, Madam," He said sternly............ " I don't even work here"!! 2006holmwood, Greg and Duncan F (bathclaret) 3 Quote
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