4 Worms in Church

[Brian]

Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! 
A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . ..  Dead.
The  second worm in cigarette smoke . . Dead!
Third  worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead! .
Fourth  worm in good clean soil . .Alive…!
So  the Minister asked the congregation, "So, my friends? What  did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . ."As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you  won't have worms!"
 
That pretty much ended the service !