Brian Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine.""Have you ever worked for the public service before?""Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was in Iraq for two tours."The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"The guy says, "Yes. A mine exploded near me when I was there and I lost both of my testicles".The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to take you on right away.Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am and carry on starting at 10.00am every day."The bloke is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm, why don't you want me here until 10.00am? I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know""What you have to understand is that this is a council job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b***s.There's no point you coming in for that." Martin.C, fisherman1055, Jim and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I know so many people that this applies to ! ! Superb Brian ! sparky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I used to work as an electrician for the council when I lived in Wembley, and that joke is spot on !!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coddy Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Much like us then Mick when we work locally sparky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicester Fisheagle Posted February 13, 2015 Report Share Posted February 13, 2015 Couldn't have got better training then Mick. 😂 sparky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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