Brian Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Just received this, they must think I'm stupid. Pity the lawyers don't speak English. From: graeme@judges.co.uk Sent: Thursday, September 24, 2015 2:51 PM To: sales@pbsbac.co.uk Federal levy dodging accusation HiThis Monday our lawyers received final notice sent by Internal Revenue.They are found You guilty in tax avoidance that is allegedly a serious crime and consequently may bring to fines to be imposed.In the attachment please review scanned copy of the mentioned notification.Kindly review the enclosure very carefully in order to prepare objections later.Based on our legal department's the appointment with Revenue Service representatives is to be preset this month.Our consultants explicitly recommend You to prepare for this deposition since serious accusations are brought against You.Right after getting Your confirmation our lawyers will start filling necessary blanks.Linda Richards Senior Accountant Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingfisher 126 Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 She neads to go bac too skool!! Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mw Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Sounds like she had one to many scool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lofty Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Don't piss about. Pay this as soon as possible. Reel Wizzard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 They phone me saying I have a Virus. I pretend to follow their instructions and switch the computer on. After delaying for a few minutes they as me what I can see ? I usually reply " Fairies dancing around the garden " or " Fluffy bunnies hopping about " After having to repeat it a couple of times they tell me to f*** off and hang up ! Well that's no way for a helpdesk to behave ! ! Kingfisher 126 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Derek Taylor has had the so called "Microsoft" phone call, saying they've detected a problem on his computer, he always asks if they are psychic, as he hasn't got one, but intends buying one tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Fox Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I took a call from the Microsoft Windows Team just yesterday to fix the fault they detected on my computer, and when asked if it was a scam they told me about their company, it's credentials and how proud they were working for them. I asked them how they were going to help, and I played along for quite a while. Eventually, I got bored, and asked how come they were looking at Windows when I had an Apple Mac....and the blighter hung up on me. Mike Jim, Ianh87 and Kingfisher 126 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisE Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Just received this, they must think I'm stupid. Pity the lawyers don't speak English. From: graeme@judges.co.uk Sent: Thursday, September 24, 2015 2:51 PM To: sales@pbsbac.co.uk Federal levy dodging accusation Hi This Monday our lawyers received final notice sent by Internal Revenue. They are found You guilty in tax avoidance that is allegedly a serious crime and consequently may bring to fines to be imposed. In the attachment please review scanned copy of the mentioned notification. Kindly review the enclosure very carefully in order to prepare objections later. Based on our legal department's the appointment with Revenue Service representatives is to be preset this month. Our consultants explicitly recommend You to prepare for this deposition since serious accusations are brought against You. Right after getting Your confirmation our lawyers will start filling necessary blanks. Linda Richards Senior Accountant I'm sure if you take up the offer from the nigerian who is offering half of £10m if you send him your bank details you'll have sufficient funds to pay whatever the fine is Jim and Ianh87 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve S Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 The way I heard it is these email threats / promises of riches are intended to snare stupid people and only stupid people the bad grammer and spelling excetra is not spotted by them it is a filtering system to select the easily fooled. Not so dumb! So the good news you're all not stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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