Brian Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 CHINESE PROVERBS Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok .Man with one chopstick go hungry.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Now send it to 10 or more people.Nothing will happen but 10 people will be laughing Greg, Leicester Fisheagle, gaffa and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted September 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygienic. Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day! Jim 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 My mate had a Chinese girlfriend . . . . . . Wei tu yung fisherman1055 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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