Fish speak!

[Stuie]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37556523

[2006holmwood]

So the reason I am not married is because I cant sing, nothing to do with being an ugly cantankerous old git. I feel better now       

[Brian]

So, who's going to try attracting cod with an underwater speaker attached to their trace?

[Jim]

Already tried it but it didn't work cos of my Brummie accent 

 

 

There's a bloke at work who keeps breaking wind.

I'm gonna record it cos it sounds like the Atlantic Cod ! 

[Bramble banker]

Cod❗️ that's bad news, krill all have to seriously keep the marks to ourselves now, hokis?

 

 

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[iansimpson63]

If I lower my ar@e into the water and let out a series of soft rumbling farts, will this attract Cod. It doesn't seem to work on adult female humans but male adults and kids seem to gain great joy from the experience. Not to be tried after a night on Doombar and curry.

[Stuie]

Thought you'd lost your acess to the site Ian - wrong........ thats SITE.....

[iansimpson63]

Hello Stuie,

 

I have been distracted with that work thing, I couldn't get to the meeting last night as I was delayed in Epsom and then the M25, and then the M3, and then the M27 and then the A31.

 

I will endeavour to add comments to the site as often as possible and may even get to fish a bit if my administration days coincide with favourable weather (chances of that?).