Reflections on age

[Brian]

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People

get out of the way much faster now.

 

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like

their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers

 

You know that tingly little feeling you get when

you really like someone? That's common sense leaving

your body.

 

The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need

to write that down, I'll remember it.

 

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom

highlights."

 

Why do I have to press one for English when you're

just going to transfer me to someone I can't

understand anyway?

 

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need

expert advice.

 

I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have

everything that I wanted as a teenager, only45/50

years later

[Jim]