Jim Posted December 18, 2019 Report Posted December 18, 2019 Helvetica walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type” What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? Halloumi I saw an old friend the other day, he was dressed as a mime artist. I thought “He’s kept that quiet!” I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, but it’s terrible! I painted my wife twice in cheese. Double Gloucester! What do you call a magical dog? A Labracadabrador Ah well. Soon be Christmas. Jim Gazza, sparky, Stuie and 1 other 3 1 Quote
sparky Posted December 18, 2019 Report Posted December 18, 2019 You really did miss the flounder comp. Jim!😁 Jim 1 Quote
Greg Posted December 18, 2019 Report Posted December 18, 2019 I see you’ve been at the Christmas crackers already Jim 😧 Jim and Brian 1 1 Quote
Jim Posted December 18, 2019 Author Report Posted December 18, 2019 A bloke at work sent them to me. Quote
Leicester Fisheagle Posted December 18, 2019 Report Posted December 18, 2019 Been on the Christmas Sherry already? Jim 1 Quote
lofty Posted December 19, 2019 Report Posted December 19, 2019 The Grand Old Duke of York, he Had 10,000 men, a Shit sense of Direction and no Leadership qualities.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk fisherman1055, Jim and gaffa 3 Quote
Jim Posted December 19, 2019 Author Report Posted December 19, 2019 Sounds like MANAGEMENT material! gaffa 1 Quote
fisherman1055 Posted December 19, 2019 Report Posted December 19, 2019 23 hours ago, Tiddler said: A bloke at work sent them to me. Send them back! Jim 1 Quote
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