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Jim
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Helvetica walks into a bar, the barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type”

 

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi

 

I saw an old friend the other day, he was dressed as a mime artist.
I thought “He’s kept that quiet!”

 

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, but it’s terrible!

 

I painted my wife twice in cheese.
Double Gloucester!

 

What do you call a magical dog?
A Labracadabrador

 

Ah well.

Soon be Christmas.

Jim

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