Newboy Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!" What a bunch of bullsh*t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and Sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F*ck 'em. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something Mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, And this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being, forwards about 90 times. I don't f*cking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sh*gless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't p*ss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if You forward this email. Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and Will consume your genitals. Have a nice day. PS. Send me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Well found mate,Chain letters rank right up there with the a..holes who wait 'till your sat down at a meal,to ring and ask you [often from Bombay ] if you would like to reduce your electric bill ?I cant put what I feel about them on here as it's a bit naughty....jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboatdriver Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 Jack, I often put my three year old daughter on the line; that confuses them for a little while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Martin Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 wish I had a three year old to answer the phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
great white Posted May 19, 2005 Report Share Posted May 19, 2005 They are the other reason why we have purchased a new answer phone Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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