Make It Snappy

[crazy fred]

Crazy walked into a small boat meeting with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished members. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my tackle inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The meeting of fine anglers murmured their approval. Crazy stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his tackle in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as all the members gasped. After a minute, Crazy grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and Crazy removed his tackle, unscathed as promised. The members cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. Crazy stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone

[Maverick Martin]

[Gnasher]

Rich timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

[Bob F]

Ah, so that's why Rich's got cheaks like a hampster.

[boybilly]

How dare you cast aspertions on my little piccolo playing buddy, All the best for the festive season. BB

[Bob F]

Merry Xmas, BB.