Caption Competition

[Paul J]

" give us a cuddle you sexy beast"

 

PJ

[DommyBoy]

Big Issue.....Big Issue anyone!!!!!!

 

 

[Adam F]

As I said, just a short one this week...

 

I loved corkys one...

'Charlie loved that Tope like it were his own, the Tope loved Charlie too but alas both knew they would soon be separated and may not see each other again for years... Quietly Charlie shed a tear whilst saying goodbye '

 

but my fav. this time goes to Djredrupp

'after a mix of diesel fumes and alcohol on the way over to Alderny, it became too much for Charlie, when he began to confuse the tope with his own kids.'

 

Quality!!

 

Dan - over to you - make it a good un!

 

 

[djredrupp]

Difficult to find a good picture after some previous great ones!!

 

see what you can make of something more serious.....

 

Dan

[Jim]

Well I'm not one to boast, but - - - - - - - I'd made myself this Great White Flapper - - - - - chucked it over the side - - - - - and felt that tell tale rattle - - - - -then - - - BANG - - - - whatever it was just TOOK MY Bait. Honest lads !

Now - - who's turn is it at the Bar?

 

 

 

Jim

[Adam F]

The shark dentist had seen some bad cases in his time, but this took the biscuit!

[alun j.]

The film studio models just keep getting better and better !

[Neal]

 

 

And just what do you think you are doing?......... Ive told you before, you can't park that there!

 

Neal

[DommyBoy]

Check this out.......a shark that ate its own tail!!!!

 

 

[Member Removed]

"sorry mate - I am not paying - all the kids say they can still see your lips moving when the shark talks"

 

(in michael caine accent) " I told you just to blow the bloody jaws!"

 

 

[Manic Moore]

 

 

(As its Wedger in the purple t shirt!)

 

 

Yes Sir, you have my word this is one of my own hand reared Rainbows

[Manic Moore]

 

 

Before we put it back can you get my 1/0 Aberdeen back

[Coddy]

Shark to fisherman

 

"You wait until my Dad heres about me, then you will will be in trouble!"

 

or

 

Fisherman to fisherman

 

"How big was your boat?"

 

 

Coddy

[Mike Fox]

"Note the typical bite characteristics of the Giant Squid, as discovered on the recent squid tagging programme"

 

or

 

"I should have used a pennel rig"

 

or

 

"Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall was looking for new fish-head based recipes"

 

or

 

"What's that on the quay, a-head?"

 

Mike

[Rob]

 

When I said I wanted a White Shark 21 I was expecting more GRP and an outboard!

[wrigler]

I know you're a beginner at angling but your hearing's defective . We said we'd allow you a "head start" NOT A " dead shark"

[great white]

Thats our bait delivered then

 

Charlie

[djredrupp]

Some valiant efforts there! lol

 

Just for the complete randomness and surprisingly funny (somehow ) it goes to DommyBoy with :

 

Check this out.......a shark that ate its own tail!!!!

 

Over to you Dom!

 

 

Dan

[Gnasher]

Oh, it didnt take long for them Alfresco lads to get another pbsbac tope record

[djredrupp]

bit late dan....

[Gnasher]

well, dom has contacted me to say he couldnt post a pic and for me to post on his behalf, so Bro, just for you mate, here it is (Dom, a mate and a BIG women, hehe)

 

I thought id use the one where you cant see her top, so hopefully its not going to get chopped by the mods.............

 

Thanks for asking me to post mate, although i dont think u will ask me again when u see that i have stitched u up good and proper with this pic.....

Edited May 17, 2008 by Gnasher

[Adam F]

Hopefully not too near the edge...

 

' MUM - you can be soooo embrassing when I bring my mates round! '

[djredrupp]

okay.... slightly worried now....

 

wheres the bin gone??!!!

 

Dom: "Whats that warm squidgy thing pressing on the back of my Head???"

 

 

Dan

[DommyBoy]

Cheers Dan......

 

What is Dan's missus doing topless in my lounge......I think you need to have words Dan!

[Coddy]

"I do like a shaved head!"

 

or

 

"I do like BIG boys!" (see birthday card)

 

Coddy