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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Craig .......... hope you are having a good day in the Spring sunshine??

 

When are you up for some fishy action??

 

Alun.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAIG. Bet if you had known you were going to live this long you would have looked after yourself?

 

Hope you have a lovely day & we look forward to seeing you soon.

 

Freddie & family

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Happy birthday

 

Craig not so good hitting fifty is it?

Three older PBSBAC members were sat in their "easy" chairs at the last club meeting, chatting with each other...

 

In between having to fish his false teeth out of his pint glass the first said to the other two,

 

"Every morning I wake up at 7am on the dot, at 7.05 I step out of bed, at 7.10 I am drinking a cup of tea, at 7.20 I take a nice long dump and by 7.30 I am off down to the boat for a day's fishing"

 

The second said to the other two,

 

"Every morning I wake up at 7.05 on the dot, at 7.10 I step out of bed, at 7.15 I am drinking a lovely cup of tea, at 7.25 I take very relaxing dump and by 7.40 I am waiting for you two at the boat.

 

The third, who had been listening intently and sucking on his gums a bit spoke up,

 

"You two are sooooo lucky. Every morning I wake up at 7.10, I step out of bed at 7.20, having a nice cup of tea at 7.30, but I am never at the boat until 8 o'clock."

 

Bemused, the other two asked, "Why are you always so late?"

 

"Because I always take my dump at 6.55!"

 

Happy Birthday Craig.

 

Tom

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