Brian Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ......do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage. Only in America......do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Phew ! er..... er.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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