Brian Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 LADIES DO THIS - For your Country................. Apparently, it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM, all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti - terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in deck chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think its okay to see nude women! other than their wife and to show support for all British women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment. The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. LAND OF HOPE & G LORY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mw Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Not a good idea if you live in ferndown mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 or bedford, they would nick your deck chair and steal your beer bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Ah ! ! If life could only be so pleasant. Mind you, is there an age limit for the women ? The thought of my Mother in Law parading around naked is a bit un-nerving. It's bad enough her flying around on the Nimbus 2000 at this time of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I wish you hadn't said that, now I can't get the thought of my mother-in-law, naked, out of my mind!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH ! ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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