Joke

[gaffa]

There were two golfers on the golf course.

 

One of the men pulled out a cigarette, and asked his friend for a light.

 

His friend pulls out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

 

- "Woah, where did you get such a large Bic?"

 

- "Oh, my genie got it for me."

 

- "Your genie? You have a genie? Where is he?"

 

- "He is in my golf bag."

 

- "Can I see him?"

 

So the friend looks in the bag and out comes the genie.

 

The man says to the genie; "I am your master's best friend. Would you grant me just one wish?"

 

The genie says "yes, just one wish".

 

So the man wishes for a million bucks.

 

The genie goes back in the golf bag without saying a word.

 

Pretty soon, the sky starts to get dark. Then it gets even darker.

The man looks up and sees a million ducks.

 

He gets real upset, and says "what is the matter with your genie? Is he hard of hearing? I said a million Bucks, not a million Ducks."

 

"Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"

 

[Graham Nash]

[Jim]

Oh flippin eck ! !

Made I Laugh ! ! !