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While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with the bike, I guess." Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You must remember that as far as alcohol is concerned, your all amateurs compared to the residents of Alderney. The old description of the island is 600 alcoholics clinging to a rock. They have plenty in reserve.

With Photoucket having disrupted the whole concept of sharing pictures onto forums I thought I'd try to find an alternative which works. Try this if you use Google Chrome. I've just followed these instruction and all the photobucket "upgrade" invisible image placeholders have gone back to images again, other than where folks have deleted their PB accounts! Open Chrome Click on the rows of small horizontal lines located in the top right hand corner or the white on orange up arrow top right if you have a later version of Chrome Then click on "more tools" Then on "Extensions" Then "Get more extensions" if you already have some, e.g. Ad Block. Type in "Photobucket embed fix" and hit the return key A link to "Photobucket embed fix" extension should appear. Click on it and you are done. Hope this helps some people Dave

Jim, this is so that you can see photos that others have posted on the forum using photobucket, for example on old posts that you might want/need to refer back to. Lofty used photobucket a lot in his posts for instance, but if you look at one of the old posts, particularly via a web browser, you won’t be able to see the photos because Photobucke5 have c*cked around with how they let others see photos that they host. Dave’s instructions give a fix for that issue. Hope that helps you grumpy old b**ger. [emoji14] Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

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My favourite was the Grass cuttings for veggies ! But they're all great.

Very valid point Terry. 👍

Some goodun's there neal..........my wifes favourites are the " man cold " one and the crystal ball..........wondered why she kept asking me how long she'd get for murder !!!!!!!