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We had a couple of days holiday to use. We took today off jobs at home and went into Poole for a " mooch around " It was cold & wet so we went down to the Fisherman Cafe. We ordered our " Fishermans Breackfasts " I noticed they'd named some food after ME ! Clare told me to " Help myself to fishing magazines " Jolly decent I thought. Thanks Mike ! ! ! ! One less tidying job for you. Called into Poole Sea Angling for some supplies and found Frank in there chatting to Andy. When the time comes for me to retire I don't think I'm going to be bored . . . . . . . . . I'm thoroughly enjoying doing S*D ALL ! All I need is some Dosh ! Mike ! ! ! I didn't really take the magazines. I just couldn't resist pulling your leg.

The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1081 just outside Harpenden early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars. The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike" Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Apparently you wouldn't have been the first to try and nick the mags, I jest you not Still glad you enjoyed your day and put the mags back

Jim You would soon get a "To do List" if you started to enjoy retirement I know I got one and it keeps growing!!!!!!

Pleasure is all mine Jim !!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He gets paid and hayd holiday! No wonder he praises his boss so often. Jim, first mistake there is booking the same days off as the wife, get the days wrong and have days to do your own thing!!! R

Mike told me about the Magazines. Jaqui & Myself just couldn't resist pulling his leg! I dare say I'll be in trouble when Mike sees this. As for the raffle . . . . . . Make a note of that . . . . . . Jim doesn't always win! Jim

Hi Jim your reputation is known far and wide and it’s all good 😎

Can see who is the boss in your house Dave!😁

Oh DEAR ! ! We need some good fishing weather. Thanks Neil.

Talking to Andy and Frank Today they say the weather's bad for Sunday. I expect Jerry will make the call nearer the day. We'll wait & See.

Mick you sound just like my Boss. Rob: I LIKE spending time with Jacqui. Not all of the time but quite a bit. We had a lazy but enjoyable day. I Really could get used to doing Nowt ! !

Day off Jim, they are obviously paying you too much!👍😁

Just because you won Nowt on the Christmas raffle Jim, now give the mags back 😁

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1. Serenity - Tony - Jim 2 Marichelle - Mick & James ( non member) 3. Fisheagle with Allan and Mike Hall entering both Comps. 4. Kingfisher - Chris, Dogfish & Niggle. (Both comps) 5. Madness - Dean, Terry & Martin 6. Slice of life -Lofty 7. Warren Rich & Alun

1. Serenity - Tony - Jim 2 Marichelle - Mick & James ( non member) 3. Fisheagle with Allan and Mike Hall entering both Comps. 4. Kingfisher - Chris, Dogfish & Niggle. (Both comps) 5. Madness - Dean, Terry & Martin 6. Slice of life -Lofty Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

1. Serenity - Tony - Jim 2. Marichelle - Mick & James ( non member) 3. Fisheagle with Allan and Mike Hall entering both Comps. 4. Kingfisher - Chris, Dogfish & Niggle. (Both comps) 5. Madness - Dean, Terry & Martin

It's a shame Rob that Bass are so rare now!! Well done to you both. I have got the Lure bug now, and I have sent a letter to Santa for a nice Bass rod and a selection of lures for Xmas. I do hope he realises that I've been a good boy!! The thing I like about Lure fishing is that there is no mess of bait on board, and the anticipation of the real screaming off with a decent fish on the end of your line. Once you know where the hot spots are for Bass and you have done your homework on your selection of Lure, then you are certain to catch a decent fish.