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At an old people's home, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time" The chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew, from his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on my watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It's a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for six generations" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,"Watch the watch...watch the watch...watch the watch" The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were all hypnotized, then, suddenly, the chain broke!!! The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst into a hundred pieces on impact. "SH#T," shouted Claude. It took them three days to completely clean up the Retirement Village and Claude was never invited back again. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thanks guys - I haven't logged on for ages, but appreciate the wishes. I actually had a decent day at home with the family and nice weather. Hope you are all staying safe, all good here but like all of you, the only thing I'm really missing is my boat! Just as the weather breaks - anyway it will all still be there and I'm hoping the fish stocks benefit from a few months break. Adam

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Have you finished lambing Colin? Your posts are keeping us all amused. I suppose other than a few elastic bands on there tails you’ve finished your years work😜🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄 Hope it’s all going to plan.

Seems to me Martin, for the first time in the Clubs history there is one speed limit throughout the entire harbour, 0 m p h or 0 Knots per hour for all us recreational anglers, I guess we are all yearning to use the 10 knot per hour limit we often curse about in the summer months! 😂 Colin

Oh dear ! Made I Laugh !