Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana ..
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
station 103.5 on FM dial in Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job
experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a
bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,
so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize
it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me,
I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you
know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So
what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of
the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it
down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air
hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.
This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a
Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt
started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it.
This only made thing s worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to
burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In
agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked
up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any
hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the
crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought
was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of
my ass.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
other divers, we