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    ENTICER

    Thanks Adam, the add says its a 2005 boat whitch would mean the Etec was fitted 2007.do you know if it was a brand new engine or second hand?? Johnnyb.
  2. johnnyb.

    ENTICER

    Im looking for a new boat prob. a Warrior,Ive seen one called Enticer on Boats and outboards,Etec engine etc, location Cumbria.Ive also seen this boat in Members boat section on our web sight.Is the owner in the club,or does anybody have any info on it. Many thanks Johnnyb.
  3. johnnyb.

    sit on this

    What manhole covers???? Your probably not looking in the right places.?
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    sit on this

    Your right Nigel.I dont bite my nails,but as I lift the manhole cover I always say. It might be sh*t and Jam***s to you, but its bread and butter to me. I also have a sign on the van "No stools are kept in this van overnight".
  5. yes great stuff .looks like there are some massive fish out that way ,bigger than anything Ive ever caught..Still you live in hope "Ill get a monster one day."Thanks for the info .you learn something new every day..Even at my age!!!!!!
  6. My first impresion was panic as I thought it was a masive sandbank.but with the sounder saying 30ft I realised it couldnt be.but it was brownish in colour and looked just like sand 6ft down Whats this thing out there called spoilt grounds???
  7. I was out fishing at the end of april about a mile south of the needles.when I looked out of the boat I thought I could see the bottom all sandy and about six feet down.The sounder was saying something like 30ft so I asumed the sand was being churned up by the tide.Anyone know if this is normal,can it damage your engine,and is it worth fishing in all that slury for want of a better word???
  8. ha,,Ha.I can picture the scene,half a dozen undertakers trying to get him in the coffin. Remenicent of an old Laurel and Hardy film. For those who are old enough to remember.
  9. Hi Jason I love your new boat,I m looking for a replacment for my old girl,How about some more pics.Im so jealous ..I WANT ONE!!!!!!!
  10. I hope she blows that flute gently!!! Come on lads keep it clean otherwise we will all get into trouble.
  11. johnnyb.

    balltrap

    Quazimodo was running down the road with 20 kids chasing him.P**s of he said"I havent got yer ball--------------
  12. A white horse walked into a pub and the barman said"hey we got a whisky named after you and the horse said "what Eric" Seems like me and you Nige are the only jokers.......
  13. A blind man walked into a pub with a yorkshire terrier, the barman said "sorry mate no dog allowed only guide dogs, the man said "this is my guide dog" the barman said "that not a guide dog, guide dogs are usually Labradors" the man said "WELL WHAT HAVE THEY GIVEN ME THEN" . A skeleton walked into pub and said pint of lager please and a mop and bucket. Anymore man walks into a pub jokes please
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    sit on this

    Were they the turkeys looking forward to christmas???
  15. johnnyb.

    sit on this

    I cant believe this post has had 4 replies and 48 views. Come on lads make a comment even if its only "Johnnyb your jokes are c**p.
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    sit on this

    why couldnt two elephants go swimming -------they only had one pair of trunks between them.------I know its sad I can hear the groans from all the way up the M3
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    sit on this

    I think budgies are going cheap down the pet shop.
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    sit on this

    Two parrots sat on a perch and one said "can you smell fish" __________--If you get this straight away go to the top of the class.....My wife never got it.
  19. I love the line "Is there something wrong with you"It makes me chuckle
  20. johnnyb.

    CONFUCIUS SAY

    Ha-Ha,you velly funny man .I love them 1 liners
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    squid

    The bad news is they dont get any beter.but silly jokes make my sides ache.If it puts a little smile on someones face.IM HAPPY
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    squid

    A shark was swimming around in the sea, he came across an octopus that wasnt feeling very well.He grabbed it in his mouth and carried it around. Later he saw his mate the tope who told him Dave the dogfish wants the money you owe him,Ok he said.Later he saw Dave the dogfish,dropped the octopus and said "Heres that sick sqid I owe you.
  23. Yea your right Tom, sorry Mike I really didnt mean to put you on the spot.
  24. Its intresting this thing called fetch( big rollers from pos.100mls away),something I never even thought about. Youd think in this day and age with all the variables someone would have put them all in a computer,then take an average say 20ft boat ,and on a scale of 0 to 10 how comfortable and safe it is to go out lets say 10 miles ofshore,it would certainly make my life easyer.Untill that day I think probably the best thing to do is to ask Mike or one of the other experienced members.Im like you GJB I dont live near the sea but I quite often look on Highcliff sailing club web cams ,if I only go out when its slight and smooth and 3to4 Iwould go mad at home sitting around for months.
  25. thanks Adam and Mike ,I wouldnt say I am experienced but after 2 years owning a boat I manage to find my way around clumsily perhaps.I normally launch from Muddy take a big swing around to the right cos Iknow there are some nasty rocks around there and usually end up round by Hinggs head no more than half a mile of shore, mainlly because most of the time its the calmest place I found where there are a few fish to be found.On the way back it always seems to get bumpy on the bend where the depth goes from 35ft to about 11ft, I always try and nip through there a bit smartish trying to to doge all the holes in the sea .Iam going to change the boat soon cos Iwould love to go out a bit further,Ihad my eye on a 165 warrior but recently I ve been looking at quicksilvers 500 basically just to try and get out to some of the better marks.
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