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    boat ruler

    I saw somewhere on the forums a ruler to measure fish sizes, and where you can buy them.I cant find that forum anywhere now. Help required,Thanks Johnnyb.
  2. I went and saw Brians boat a couple of weeks ago,it really is, THE DOGS DANGLIES.All this talk about Warriors is raising my blood pressure I love them!
  3. Do they do erm in XXXlarge??
  4. Nice one Brian,I think a lot of guys can relate to this one. Ive been FINISHED and COMPLETELY FINISHED. Now Im happy to say Im COMPLETE. wow heavy stuff man!!!keep smiling. Johnnyb.
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    Spot on Jim,Enticer looks like a great boat but seems like a bit overpriced for 2004/2005. This one 2009 at 11 & half grand looks like the boat for me. Only trouble is its in Perthshire,it would take me a day to drive there. HERE cheers Brian
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    cheers Brian,but I bet a lot of them are secretly trying to do it. Got to do something to keep us amused till this wind stops blowing.
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    Well done Jim!!! But you are aware that there are now a lot of people out there who probably think we are a couple of SAD B******S johnnyb.
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    Cheers Brian, Blimmey this will impress the kids and the grandkids. think I done it
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    Brian you techno whizz kid...I can cut and paste a web address but how the devil do you turn it into the word ...here???
  10. Greg she sounds like a diamond to me. Just like mine Crawl...creep.... Can I go fishing???
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    Hi Brian yes the web site I saw it on still says available where did you see it sold?? http://www.boatsandoutboards.co.uk/fishing...-75-hp-PAA28666
  12. Jim your the champion.I aint going through that sh** again. It left me with Bagage..Now I hate solicitors I could have bought a nice boat with what I gave them.
  13. yes your right there.Boats are expensive but X wives are MORE expensive.. We shared the house. She got the inside and I got the outside If you aint got a sense of humour youd go mad......
  14. Well Im on me second wife but still got me first boat . does that say something about me?? Id better keep stomp or Ill be in more trouble
  15. Tomo it would also be a big bonus if she had Worms.!!! OH NO now Im in trouble. DISCLAIMER To all the beautifull and lovely wifes and girlfriends out there.Please do not be offended we love you all really.It was only a feeble attempt to be funny,brought on in a moment of weakness,driven by a warped and odd sense of humour only possesed by fishermen.........Tomo made me say it. WHAT..a pair of Gucci shoes and handbag???yes dear Im going fishing
  16. I cant cook ......only bacon butties,but I can wash dishes and net fish any offers???
  17. Flipping heck Tomo your a brave man... What number wife are you on?????
  18. Now thats what I would call a fantastic fishing boat. You could use mine as a life raft.Ill be keeping an eye out for that one ITS A BEAUT johnnyb.
  19. A fisherman once went for parashute lessons and thought he knew what he was doing.He jumped out of the aircraft,pulled the cord for main shute.....looked up ..nothing,pulled the cord for the reserve shute ....looked up nothing.Well he thought it looks like Im going to die. As he was going down he saw someone else going up,so he said"Do you know anything about parashutes mate" and the man said "No sorry mate do you know anything about gas boilers Johnnyb.
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    Another trophy

    "Ah some bed linen" was spotted on the third floor in Debenams.
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    Hells Angel

    Sounds sound!!!!!!!
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    Yes your right Mike,and guess what I still havent been out on a Warrior but Im still convinced I want one.The Enticer looks great,got the apparently best engine and lots of extra goodies. BUT I cant help thinking if I hang on a bit longer and push the budget up I can get a boat a couple of years old and not be wanting to change it after a few years. Johnnyb.
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    Hells Angel

    You know the old saying Brian Dont knock it till youve tried it.(quite likely to be the worsed advice youve ever had )
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    Hells Angel

    Never knew you were the leader of a Bike Gang Brian! You never can tell!!! Maybe Brian wasnt the biker????
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    Hells Angel

    Broom-Broom
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