Maverick Martin

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors. 'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag. 'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days.' The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. 'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag. 'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor. 'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag. 'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor. 'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor. 'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!' 'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?' 'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!' 'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor 'Your mother must have been a carrier'

I have here "The Sea Anglers Step By Step Bait And Rigs" book compiled by Sea Angler. It's in near new condition and you are welcome to have it for your lad foc Martin

This is why the squirrels are busy ....... hard weather coming in and of course they are playing with their................we'll leave it there where's me rod Martin

Beware Internet fishing forums could contain nuts!!!! Martin

Happy birthday Rob, hope you have a good day Martin

Both threads now merged

What's the tipple for major repairs Nigel? more red wine

Any prospective crew member for "Awol" will need to have a back in good repair and be fitted with a bouncy chair and bendy knees to ease re-entry.......apparently Martin

"Awol" could take another out if someone needs a ride Martin

Our club comp format will be as usual, start at 8am weigh in at 4pm the only change will be the weigh in is to be held at lake pier. Reason for this is that club gear ie scales etc will be at this venue. Club Kayakers can enter the open comp and also weigh in their fish for the club comp Hope that clarifies the matter but if there are any more questions please fire away Martin

All loaded up into your post Martin

Brilliant fishing Email your pictures to [email protected] and I'll put them up Martin

I have found another boat so have reduced the asking price for AWOL to £26,000 ono Martin

Where's wally

Many happy returns John Martin

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? " "Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees . . . Ees . . . Ees . . . Ees . . . Ees a ham bush...."

I have now had a reply from Phil at Warrior boats which is below

Thread closed and my post deleted awaiting a response from Warrior

Same views as Charlie really Will go if weather suits but am conscious of booking accommodation then being shall we say more committed to going in dubious weather Martin

I am also at Rockley on stack and store and am very happy so far. If you want to find out more go see them or ask specific questions on here or phone me for a general chat about the facilities. Will you be at the next meeting? could chat then Martin

That's brilliant for a first post, you are more than welcome to stay Welcome to the forum Martin

Nice write up Charlie just sums up our day perfectly.oh and your welcome on AWOL anytime you fancy Martin

I believe its the same one that lives around round island Martin